Morty: Boom! In your face Summer! You really dropped the ball, man. We told Morty to replace all the bank's money with cookies, your job was to put the mattress under Mr. Rick: Actually, sorry Summer, I gotta back the M bomb on this one. Summer: (interrupting) Uh, what? It was your job, Morty. Morty: Uh, just to be clear, it was Summer's job to put the mattress under. (Rick opens refrigerator) One minute you're falling off a roof for six months, the next minute, bam! Rick: Yup, it really makes you appreciate how fickle the universe can be. Benson is being loaded into an ambulance.) (Morty and Summer laugh) Oh you agree, huh? ( Summer: Funny) You like that Red Grin Grumble reference? ( Summer: Yeah.) Well guess what? I made him up. Rick: Man that guy is the Red Grin Grumble to pretending he knows what's going on. I'll get my jacket.īeth: Sweety, is your shirt on backwards? If I find a single thing out of place in this house, my love of ice cream won't save you. I'm just gonna put it on the floor and uh, kick it on over to ya. Here's five hundred dollars cash in unmarked moneys.
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Now listen, why do-why do-why-why don't you guys go get a free Sundae ice cream, (Rick puts a rubber band around a rolled up wad of cash) go out there and get some ice creams. Rick: Yeah it would literally destroy them. (Rick motions Summer and Morty behind him.)
(Summer and Morty recoil from Beth as she approaches to hug Rick) wait, what? Was the house.? When we pulled up I could have sworn the house was completely trashed. Morty: Uh, did we ever put that mattress under Mr. It also means don't touch your parents or we could shatter into countless theoretical shards. Rick: It means relax and stop being a pussy, Morty. Morty: Our time is gonna be unstable? What does that even mean? Rick: Alright, listen, you two, we froze time for a pretty long time, so when I unfreeze it, the world's time is gonna be fine, but our time's gonna need a little time to, you know, stabilize. Put a shirt on your dumb dad and let's get this dumb universe rolling. Rick: Who cares about the *belch* thing you guys are talking about? The whole point of freezing time is to stop giving a fuck. Morty: What? What kind of monster are you? Do you ever get scared Grampa Rick might make me his new sidekick? Summer: You have dropped so many balls, man. Morty: It's not my fault we froze time on a humid day! Summer: Then you've been doing it wrong for six months.
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Morty: I know how to vacuum Mom and Dad, Summer, I've been doing it for six months! You know you really should be cleaning from top to bottom. Summer: Hurry up Morty, Grampa's about to unfreeze time. Morty is vacuuming Jerry with a hand vac.) (Everything is frozen besides Morty, Rick and Summer. This article is a transcript of the Rick and Morty episode A Rickle in Time from Season 2. This is a transcribed copy for the episode " A Rickle in Time." Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.